Keratin

Don’t bite your nails!
That’s a disgusting habit
Spitting your sluff who knows where
What do you think you’re doing?
There is nothing more disgusting
than biological biproducts
Hair, nails, feathers, spit,
the torn off part of blisters,
puss, scat, blood and ejaculate.
Blecch!
It’s enough to make one yack
but then there would be vomit
and that is just as bad, worse!

Now take this supplement
I made it from chicken feathers
It’ll do wonders for your skin!

Poetry Scales 228